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So today I was walking down the street looking for candy to steal from kids. Then out of nowhere I pooped myself. Do you know how hard it is to steal candy from kids with poop in your pants?

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Perhaps you could use the poop in exchange for the candy?

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I might have to, SWEETEN the deal if you know what I mean. If you dont, I mean to pee on them.

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I think I get what you mean... you were gonna throw some chocolate into the mix.

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Yeah chocolate pee poop.

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That's my fetish.

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Well, I candy.

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#8

Don't lie, Cameron. You can'tdy.

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I can'tdy?

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#10

Yer damned right you can'tdy.

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