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Post of the Day

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:29 am
by snow

The worst thing I have ever heard.
Now, a post-edit comedy contest.
Game name: “Your only tool”
Come up with a ludicrous sentence approximating the following:
When your only tool is a hammer, all your problems start looking like nails.


Re: Post of the Day

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:29 am
by Sharkis

When your only tool is birth control, all your problems start looking like things that you can maybe have safe sex with.


Re: Post of the Day

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:29 am
by snow

When your only tool is genocide, all your problems start looking like [insert your prejudice here].


Re: Post of the Day

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:29 am
by tlboaa

When your only tool is beer, all you problems start looking a lot better.


Re: Post of the Day

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:29 am
by snow

When your only tool is quantum physics, all your problems can’t be looked at.


Re: Post of the Day

Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:29 am
by snow

When your only tool is charisma, all your problems look like HIlary Clinton.