You may have noticed an explosion from me about SOPA on Twitter and Facebook last night. If you're an individual too smart to have Facebook and/or Twitter, don't worry. Here all of the Tweets:
Bring in the nerds. #StopSOPA #OPEN
RT @FreezingInferno: Is that SOPA bullshit getting talked about by Americans today? Don't pass that ridiculous fucking law. #StopSOPA
Lol. Government vs. Malware. #StopSOPA #OPEN
NAPSTER IS STILL A PROBLEM, GUYS!! #StopSOPA #OPEN
"This is a catastrophe." Need I say more? #StopSOPA #OPEN
RT @ChipCheezum: old person equated internet to a pawn shop
"Sir, kindly STFU." #StopSOPA #OPEN
RT @ChipCheezum: consarnit this flagnabbin' innernet is just to blasted complicated, now how about we vote on this hootinanny eh?!
Maybe I should rob a bank then give the money back. That won't cause any problems. #StopSOPA #OPEN
RT @ChipCheezum: oh my god a guy who actually said "i think we don't know anything about the internet"
GASP HE CURSED!! #StopSOPA #OPEN
DUDE, SHUT UP, IT'S NOT YOUR TURN. #StopSOPA #OPEN
RT @ChipCheezum: so basically what he said was that he's ignorant to a lot of things but who gives a fuck
RT @ChipCheezum: lol, lady gets the mic and goes "god damn this is gonna take a long time, i don't wanna be here"
Your reason for passing the bill is because you don't want to sit around to hear about it? #StopSOPA #OPEN
Oh, I guess robbing the bank and giving the money back ISN'T a good idea. #StopSOPA #OPEN
Yeah, I don't know what this bill means. Let's just pass it and fix it up later. #StopSOPA #OPEN
Okay, get the time machine and delete what she said. #StopSOPA #OPEN
TAP TAP TAP #StopSOPA #OPEN
RT @ChipCheezum: lol i.imgur.com/zyr04.png
Uh oh, the audio cut out, but I think I can make out what they're saying, "WAHWAHWAH Hollywood gave me $50,000." #StopSOPA #OPEN
RT @DeadCrescendo: People who "don't care" about this bill debate are the same kind of people who did stupid shit like voting in Obama.
RT @ChipCheezum: government comes to a full stop in order to get huffy about a tweet
In other words, he just admitted this is as futile as arresting everyone who records TV on a DVR. #StopSOPA #OPEN
And this will prevent foreign countries from pirating our content how? #StopSOPA #OPEN
Uh oh. #StopSOPA #OPEN
I guess when China blocked the internet, its biggest bitch, America, would soon follow. Google, consider yourselves closed. #StopSOPA #OPEN
He looked like he was rapping. WORD UP ABOUT YOUR ISPS I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT, BITCH. #StopSOPA #OPEN
Yeah, Google. Doing your job according to the DMCA within six hours approximately 5,000,000 times. You're so lazy. #StopSOPA #OPEN
The movie industry and recording industry who are paying out the nose to crooked politicians for this bill to pass. #StopSOPA #OPEN
Oh, and you guys are qualified to determine when blocking a DNS is feasable? You guys who didn't know what an ISP was? #StopSOPA #OPEN
"I'M BAAACK!!" That was creepy. #StopSOPA #OPEN
I swear my Tweet count has doubled since this #SOPA shit started. #StopSOPA #OPEN
THEY'RE HERE FOR THE MONIES!! #StopSOPA #OPEN
"Today, there are no countries!" #okayiwasjustquotingoutofcontextcosithoughtitwouldbefunny
#StopSOPA for a second. I gotta take a shit.
China's untrustworthy!? Since when!? #StopSOPA #OPEN
What you're saying is I should move out of America? #wellokaythen #StopSOPA #OPEN
Since when have our presidential administrations cared about how we spend our money? #billclinton #oh #StopSOPA #OPEN
I liked it better when my biggest political worry was how good Monica Lewinsky's dry cleaner was.
Hey, man, if you block the porn on the internet we won't have any internet left!! #StopSOPA #OPEN
It's gonna be 20 Nos against 10 or 11 Is. I get it. #patterns #StopSOPA #OPEN
#SoYouWouldRather be ignorant than pay attention to things that will stop you from using the internet how you expect it? #StopSOPA #OPEN
Today, I learned that at least 20 people are being bought. #StopSOPA #OPEN
Those twenty people are going to hate it when they realise they blocked all the porn they look at during hearings. #StopSOPA #OPEN
Pirating the shits that Hollywood take is a matter of national security. #firstworldproblems #StopSOPA #OPEN
This just made me realise that the film industry think they produce stuff worth protecting. #truthhurts
Don't worry, film industry, I never pirated anything you made. I actually have quality standards.
Seize a hip-hop blog? What would they be posting that would be worth pirating? #StopSOPA #OPEN
So, in other words, we're passing a bill because the film and record industries are too lazy and ignorant to deal with their own problems?
I propose a bill that says everyone must give me a dollar for every minute I have to spend away from my porn cos #SOPA banned it all.
Ten to fifteen percent of internet searches AREN'T for porn. #youvegotitbackwards
My tax dollars won't be used for porn. That's what my personal dollars are for...unless you agree to pay for strippers. #StopSOPA #OPEN
At least porn's more tasteful than Hollywood. #hardtruth #StopSOPA #OPEN
Did you even listen to what was being said? #StopSOPA #OPEN
No it's not. 99% of everything is porn. #easystatistics #StopSOPA #OPEN
So, in other words, anyone who is prepared, informative and reasonable is automatically rejected in our government. #StopSOPA #OPEN
Yeah, I'd rather vote for people who stumble around in their speech, talk in circles and have no idea what's going on too. #StopSOPA #OPEN
"Wait... what's going on?" "I don't know, some internet piracy or something." #SOPA
IT'S TORRENT. #GETITRIGHTPEOPLE
Welcome to Communist America.
RT @ChipCheezum: let's get some NERDS i.imgur.com/7NqfY.png
Come join #SOPA... we've got three different kinds of pizza... #cometothedarkside
RT @ChipCheezum: pizza?! pizza?! did somebody say... pizza?!
RT @ChipCheezum: everyone perks up when the chairman mentions THREE types of pizza
The pizza was no doubt a ploy to make the Ninja Turtles pro #SOPA.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN DUE TO PIZZA!! #SOPA #SOAP?
I demand that HORSE the band perform the whole Pizza EP on the floor so that I won't keep falling asleep. #SOPA
RT @RyanCHast: #SOPA was CRIPPLED BY PIZZA! #horsetheband
Is that guy drinking water by the pitcher? #hesgotmebeat #StopSOPA #OPEN
"US presedence? As in someone who's a US President?" Is this REALLY how smart #SOPA is? #StopSOPA #OPEN
"The Uniting States." This is pro #SOPA. #StopSOPA #OPEN
I like watching Congress act like preteens. #StopSOPA #OPEN
You fools. You never expected that the internet would copyright the internet!! #zomgwtf #boom
Face facts: You will NEVER have 100% protection against piracy. #SOPAdoesntknowthebuttons
Well, at least I'll get to reminisce with my grandchildren about a time when the internet was a beautiful, free place before #SOPA. #senile
