So, greetings to all the new viewers. You may have come here to see the five minutes of video we have posted, including a strange sequence of Mountain Dew: Voltage being poured. While the content that follows it may be entertaining, I would like to take this opportunity to ruin your shit:
We’re not done with it. We actually have a bit more filming to do, and then there’s a whole lot more video afterward, actually. So stay tuned. We also have a regular podcast in production. Stay. Tuned.
[21:52] Shane: Man, if the Now Shane met the Then Shane, the Now Shane would totally get his ass kicked.
[21:52] Shane: I mean.
[21:52] Shane: Let’s start over.
[21:52] Shane: Hi, I’m Shane.
[21:53] Sharkis: Hi Shane
[21:53] Shane: Hello, Prince Albert.
[21:53] Sharkis: Man, what if the Then Shane met the Lesbian Shane?
[21:53] Shane: The Then Shane would get his ass kicked.
[21:54] Shane: Dude.
[21:54] Shane: The porn star named Shane.
[21:54] Sharkis: And the Now Shane meeting the Lesbian Shane?
[21:54] Sharkis: There’s a Porn Star Shane?
[21:54] Shane: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shane_(porn_star)
[21:54] Sharkis: there are too many Shanes
[21:55] Shane: I know.