So today...

#1

So today I was walking down the street looking for candy to steal from kids. Then out of nowhere I pooped myself. Do you know how hard it is to steal candy from kids with poop in your pants?

#2

Perhaps you could use the poop in exchange for the candy?

#3

I might have to, SWEETEN the deal if you know what I mean. If you dont, I mean to pee on them.

#4

I think I get what you mean... you were gonna throw some chocolate into the mix.

#5

Yeah chocolate pee poop.

nCrPuppet · #6

That's my fetish.

#7

Well, I candy.

#8

Don't lie, Cameron. You can'tdy.

#9

I can'tdy?

#10

Yer damned right you can'tdy.